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<blockquote data-quote="chris" data-source="post: 524216" data-attributes="member: 1"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Call In Sick</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>CHINESE SICK LEAVE</strong> <strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no</strong> <strong>come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I</strong> <strong>really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me s_x. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'</strong> <strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do</strong> <strong>what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chris, post: 524216, member: 1"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]Call In Sick [B]CHINESE SICK LEAVE[/B] [B] Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no[/B] [B]come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I[/B] [B]really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me s_x. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'[/B] [B] Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do[/B] [B]what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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