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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1037413" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.</p><p>The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."</p><p>The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."</p><p>The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."</p><p>The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.</p><p>When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."</p><p>Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,</p><p>The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" </p><p>She proudly replies, I have a daughter,</p><p>SLIM & TALL, 40 D BUST, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS!</p><p> </p><p><img src="https://attachments.cloze.com/res/attach/AgAALd7Dk610jYcojrXVRXno2vHU-mVGMbktbNbxygYSfDcuKSwFNMLHnODecMeMXjtZEeXHfwqtvQi6XPyykpaYyQ" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p> </p><p>When she walks into a room, people say, 'JESUS!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1037413, member: 186250"] Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL, 40 D BUST, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS! [IMG]https://attachments.cloze.com/res/attach/AgAALd7Dk610jYcojrXVRXno2vHU-mVGMbktbNbxygYSfDcuKSwFNMLHnODecMeMXjtZEeXHfwqtvQi6XPyykpaYyQ[/IMG] When she walks into a room, people say, 'JESUS!' [/QUOTE]
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