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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Bronking" data-source="post: 162897" data-attributes="member: 197546"><p>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: </p><p></p><p>On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. </p><p></p><p>On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) </p><p></p><p>On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. </p><p></p><p>On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) </p><p></p><p>On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. </p><p></p><p>On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. </p><p></p><p>On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. </p><p></p><p>On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."<-- </p><p></p><p>On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.U-zzz </p><p></p><p>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite53" alt=":confused" title="Confused :confused" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused" /> </p><p></p><p>On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) ;) </p><p></p><p>On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" /> </p><p></p><p>On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite53" alt=":confused" title="Confused :confused" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":confused" /> </p><p></p><p>On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."<img src="https://www.satellites.co.uk/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sad.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) </p><p></p><p>On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.":-bash </p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite57" alt=":-lmao" title="LMAO :-lmao" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-lmao" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite57" alt=":-lmao" title="LMAO :-lmao" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-lmao" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Bronking, post: 162897, member: 197546"] In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."<-- On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.U-zzz On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?):confused: On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) ;) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts.":eek: On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." :confused: On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.":( (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.":-bash :-lmao:-lmao [/QUOTE]
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