Council workmen

Topper

Topper

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Blackburn, Lancashire
A chap goes to the Council for a job. The interviewer asks him - "Have you been in the armed services?" Yes" he says "I was in the Falklands for three years." The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a land mine blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK.I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM . to 4:00 PM . You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM ."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00 PM why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that........."
 
Nice one Topper. :-csmile

See what you have done now. I have a touch of flu and laughing is out of the question for the next couple of days, but it was worth it.
 
Sorry Topper, I hope that you won't mind.
But I got an update when I sent it to a friend working at the local Municipality:

After few months, the boss call him and say:
"From tomorrow you'll come at 8:00 AM"
The guy asks: "How come?" and get the following answer:
"We just recruited a new guy who was in the Falkland as well and he has no hands."
 
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