BarMoo
Post Meister
- My Satellite Setup
- 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss
- My Location
- Berlin, Germany.
Please don't look at the thumb until I have finshed.
So, I spent most of the day barking at the computer working with FLV's (Flash Video files/players). Bleh.
I decide to stay at the computer for some RnR because my digibox is dead, and I am getting bored with my John Carpenter collection (always hated his electronic music) - watched the original FOG last night and fell asleep.
Whatever, me goes onto one of those dating bored's (sic).
Sweet, nice profile: about my age, a taller 6'2", interesting details - notices only the one pic. Lives in the neighbourhood - lets take a look at that pic then.
....................... WTF
An office? OMG, not colour-coded files? And, then, (like I should have noticed at first, but didn't, true!) there is an effing great big parrot on his shoulder. I have only just stopped wetting myself.
Now I know why some guys are destined to stay single. And with that beast as a party stopper - I guess he won't find a date on that site.
Hobbies: party magician (just made that up - but could suggest it to him, hehe.)
Made my day though
Moral of the story: never take pics of you at work or behind a computer (unless you are naked) so that people don't notice the shit in the background. Do NOT under any circumstances be seen to be flirting, rubbing, stroking, having s_x with animals when the pic is to be used for a dating site. Doh!
.
So, I spent most of the day barking at the computer working with FLV's (Flash Video files/players). Bleh.
I decide to stay at the computer for some RnR because my digibox is dead, and I am getting bored with my John Carpenter collection (always hated his electronic music) - watched the original FOG last night and fell asleep.
Whatever, me goes onto one of those dating bored's (sic).
Sweet, nice profile: about my age, a taller 6'2", interesting details - notices only the one pic. Lives in the neighbourhood - lets take a look at that pic then.
....................... WTF
An office? OMG, not colour-coded files? And, then, (like I should have noticed at first, but didn't, true!) there is an effing great big parrot on his shoulder. I have only just stopped wetting myself.
Now I know why some guys are destined to stay single. And with that beast as a party stopper - I guess he won't find a date on that site.
Hobbies: party magician (just made that up - but could suggest it to him, hehe.)
Made my day though
Moral of the story: never take pics of you at work or behind a computer (unless you are naked) so that people don't notice the shit in the background. Do NOT under any circumstances be seen to be flirting, rubbing, stroking, having s_x with animals when the pic is to be used for a dating site. Doh!
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