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<blockquote data-quote="pgh13" data-source="post: 821433" data-attributes="member: 191774"><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Larry and Dave give their dad his 80th birthday present. They take him to London to see a show and after, they have booked him a room at the Mandarin Oriental in Hyde Park</span></span></span><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">After the boys have gone and dad is on his own in his room, he gets a knock on the door... he shuffles over and opens it to find the most pneumatic blond who, in her sexy maids outfit looks at him sweetly and pants , " I'm here to give you super s_x"</span></span></span><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He looks her up and down and replies " soup please"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pgh13, post: 821433, member: 191774"] [color=#262626][font=arial][size=3] Larry and Dave give their dad his 80th birthday present. They take him to London to see a show and after, they have booked him a room at the Mandarin Oriental in Hyde Park[/size][/font][/color][color=#262626][font=arial][size=3] After the boys have gone and dad is on his own in his room, he gets a knock on the door... he shuffles over and opens it to find the most pneumatic blond who, in her sexy maids outfit looks at him sweetly and pants , " I'm here to give you super s_x"[/size][/font][/color][color=#262626][font=arial][size=3] He looks her up and down and replies " soup please"[/size][/font][/color] [/QUOTE]
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