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To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal
Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years
Riots....Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon.:/
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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
brothel
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2 indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka!
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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like another Friday night
in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!
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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze,
copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.
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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a
middle aged couple from Weymouth .
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An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan - he is making land
mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well - Prophets are going through
the roof!
 
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