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<blockquote data-quote="GUNERDOO" data-source="post: 658918" data-attributes="member: 284684"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ?</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Don't give yourself time to think......just do it</span></span></span></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p><p style="text-align: center"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> <strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">For Dementia</span></span></span></span></strong></strong></p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">B</span></span></span></span></strong></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>elow are four (</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>4</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>immediately</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> OK?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Let's find out just how clever you really are....</strong></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>First Question:</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Y</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Answer:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> If you answered that you are first, then you are</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Try not to screw up next time.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Now answer the second question, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>but </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>don't</strong></span></span></span> </strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>take as much time as you took for the first question, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>OK</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u> </strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u> </strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Second Question: </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>I</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>f you overtake the last person, then you are...?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Answer:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>You're not very good at this, are you?</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Third Question:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>V</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>only</strong></span></span></span></u> </strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Take </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>1000</strong></span></span></span></span></span> </u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>and add </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>40</strong></span></span></span> </u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>to it. Now add another </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>1000</strong></span></span></span> </u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. Now add </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #0000a0"><span style="color: #0000A0"><strong>30</strong></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Add another </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>1000</strong></span> </u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. Now add </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>20</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. Now add another </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>1000</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Now add </strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>10</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> <strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. What is the total?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Did you get</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <strong><u><strong>5000</strong></u></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u> </strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The correct answer is actually 4100. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Today is definitely not your day, is it? </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Maybe you'll get the last question right.... </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Maybe.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Fourth Question:</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> <strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Did you Answer</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> <strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Nunu?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>NO!</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> Of course it isn't. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Her name is</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><em><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em> Mary.</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></em><u><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black">! </span></span></u></strong><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Read the question again! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Okay, now the bonus round:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u> </strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>A</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <strong><u><strong>mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By</strong></u></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><u><strong>imitating the action ! of brushing his teeth he successfully</strong></u></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><u><strong>expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.</strong></u></strong></span></span></span></span></span> <strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong> </p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>He just has to open his mouth and ask... </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>It's really </strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>very<u> simple...Oh DEAR </u></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GUNERDOO, post: 658918, member: 284684"] [INDENT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Be Honest How Many Did You Get Right ?HONESTLY ? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Don't give yourself time to think......just do it[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]For Dementia[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]B[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Georgia] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]elow are four ([/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]4[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]immediately[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B].[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] OK?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] Let's find out just how clever you really are....[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Georgia] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]First Question:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] Y[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B] [/CENTER] [INDENT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Answer:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]don't[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]take as much time as you took for the first question, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]OK[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Second Question: [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] I[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]f you overtake the last person, then you are...?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/INDENT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Answer:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I] You're not very good at this, are you?[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Third Question:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] V[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]only[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Take [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]1000[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]and add [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]40[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]to it. Now add another [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]1000[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Now add [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=#0000a0][COLOR=#0000A0][B]30[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Add another [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][SIZE=6][B]1000[/B][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Now add [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]20[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Now add another [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]1000[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] Now add [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]10[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. What is the total?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Did you get[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [B][U][B]5000[/B][/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] The correct answer is actually 4100. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Fourth Question:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B] [/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B] [/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Did you Answer[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Nunu?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I] NO![/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Of course it isn't. Her name is[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][I][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I] Mary.[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/I][U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black]! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Read the question again! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Okay, now the bonus round:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] A[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [B][U][B]mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action ! of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.[/B][/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]very[U] simple...Oh DEAR [/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B] [/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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