Don´t say nothing

I've half-inched that for my Facebook page!
 
Well, you're stuffed if you don't say nothing, cos that means you're going to be saying something, which could be incriminating... :lol:

You have the right to remain silent, anything you do say may be used as evidence against you in the subsequent arguments... :-rofl2
 
A woman always has the last word in an argument.

Any further words from the man are the start of a new argument.
 
"Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?"
 
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or You lose
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ATM, SWMBO and I agree that one can replace the word "wife" in @dig deep's initial post by SWMBO's daughter's name - she takes offence at ANYTHING with which she "will remember in the future" and/or does not "agree"!

That's resulted (yesterday!) in a family "feud" after a very "innocent" response to a post from the daughter on FB by one from SWMBO's son's partner then lead to an "explosive" response from her daughter - and thus her daughter will not be coming to us for Christmas (not that, ATM, we have any intention of trying to change because she's an ongoing "pain in the ass" as she can change from being "sweetness and light" to being "sour and vitriolic" in a flash when/if she hears/sees something with which she thinks that she "disagrees" :rolleyes:).
 
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Isn't 'don't say nothing; a double negative?

If a woman always thinks a man is wrong what happens if the man agrees with the woman saying, yes, you are right?
 
A man is always wrong, especially when he is right... :lol:
 
I like the one I saw the other day....

"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong!"
 
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