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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 74128" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>It's the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.</p><p></p><p>" Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever- that answer's mine . . ." The teacher asked, "Who said `Four Score and Seven Years Ago . . .'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go".</p><p></p><p>Johnny was mad.</p><p></p><p>The teacher asked, "Who said, `I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go".</p><p></p><p>Johnny was even madder than before.</p><p>The teacher asked, "Who said `Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"</p><p>Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go".</p><p></p><p>Johnny was fuming. Suddenly Johnny shouted from the back of the class, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "Who said that?"</p><p></p><p>Johnny answered, "BILL CLINTON, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 74128, member: 176641"] It's the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today. " Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm clever- that answer's mine . . ." The teacher asked, "Who said `Four Score and Seven Years Ago . . .'? Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was mad. The teacher asked, "Who said, `I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even madder than before. The teacher asked, "Who said `Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was fuming. Suddenly Johnny shouted from the back of the class, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "Who said that?" Johnny answered, "BILL CLINTON, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!" [/QUOTE]
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