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Eric is still in hospital
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 875129" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong>Who the hell is Eric ?</strong></p><p></p><p>Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night:</p><p>Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ...</p><p>"Where the hell have you been?"</p><p>Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"</p><p></p><p>"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"</p><p>"I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly.</p><p></p><p>"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?"</p><p></p><p>"Well...One, I like to watch my money grow.</p><p>Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.</p><p>Three, I like how money feels in my hand.</p><p>And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!"</p><p></p><p>Eric is presently in The Manchester Royal Infirmary, Critical Care Unit.</p><p>I'm afraid there're No visitors until further notice!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 875129, member: 186250"] [B]Who the hell is Eric ?[/B] Well, Eric is the geezer who got home late one night: Marilyn his wife was waiting for him with ... "Where the hell have you been?" Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred quid note tattooed on my willy" he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred quid note tattooed on his willy?" "Well...One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly... instead of you going out shopping all the time,now you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred quid anytime you want!!" Eric is presently in The Manchester Royal Infirmary, Critical Care Unit. I'm afraid there're No visitors until further notice! [/QUOTE]
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