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Films on Kiosk 12th /19th November
''enjoy''
Satellite: Thor 2 Position: 1 west
Frequency: 11421H (K1-K8)
November 12 to November 19
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American Pie: The Wedding (K4)
(12:00, 13:45, 15:30)
Starring Sean William Scott, Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan.
The third film in the comedy hi-jinks American Pie series deals with the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.
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Biker Boyz (K5)
(23:30, 01:30, 03:30)
Starring Laurence Fishburne, Derek Luke and Lisa Bonet.
Biker Boyz is an action-packed contemporary Western on wheels with desperados who live every day on the edge. Lawyers and city workers by day, they take to the streets in their leathers to race by night. In the world of underground motorcycle clubs, the undefeated racer known as Smoke (Fishburne) is the undisputed "King of Cali". But Smoke's dominance of the set is about to be threatened by a young motorcycle racing prodigy called Kid (Luke), who is determined to win Smoke's helmet and earn the coveted title.
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Head Of State (K3)
(10:45, 12:30, 14:15)
Starring Chris Rock, Bernie Mac and Dylan Baker.
When a presidential candidate is needed just a few weeks before the election, Washington picks Mays Gilliam, a powerless politician they plan to use as their puppet, certain he will lose. But Mays won't go out like that! If he's going to run, he's going to have fun.
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Intolerable Cruelty (K6)
(08:00, 09:45, 11:30, 13:15, 15:00, 16:45, 18:30)
Starring George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton and Geoffrey Rush.
Two of Hollywood's most dazzling stars, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones, light up the screen in this hilarious romantic comedy about men, women and everything that can go wrong between them. Sparks fly when brilliant divorce attorney Miles Massey (Clooney) meets his match in the beautiful but ruthless Marilyn Rexroth (Zeta-Jones). From Academy Award winning directors Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou?), Intolerable Cruelty also stars multi-talented Bill Bob Thornton and hilarious Cedric the Entertainer.
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Jeepers Creepers 2 (K2)
(00:30, 02:15, 04:00)
Starring Justin Long, Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck, Nicki Lynn Aycox and Billy Aaron Brown.
As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end, an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy, terrorizing a group of varsity basketball players, cheerleaders and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down. Fighting their own fears and prejudices while trapped aboard the isolated bus, the terrified group of young athletes are forced to come together and do battle against the winged creature hell-bent on completing its grizzly ritual of feasting on humans.
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Kill Bill - Vol. 1 (K7)
(08:15, 16:15, 18:15, 20:15, 22:15, 00:15, 02:15)
Starring Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox, David Carradine and Darryl Hannah.
The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino. Kill Bill Volume 1 stars Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu and Vivica A. Fox in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta. Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Uma Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish. Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving.
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (K6)
(23:45, 01:45, 03:45)
Starring Sean Connery, Peta Wilson, Stuart Townsend and Jason Flemyng.
They are a hunter, a scientist, a vampire, an invisible man, an immortal, a spy, a beast ... When a masked madman known as "The Fantom" threatens to launch global Armageddon, legendary adventurer Allan Quatermain (Sean Connery) commands a legion of superheroes, the likes of which mankind has never seen. Now, despite fighting their own personal demons - and each other - they must join forces to save the world.
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Love Actually (K8) (NEW)
(08:30, 11:00, 13:30, 16:00, 18:30, 21:00, 23:30)
Starring Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Bill Nighy, Billy Bob Thornton and Keira Knightley.
From the makers of Bridget Jones's Diary and Notting Hill, this ensemble comedy tells ten separate but intertwining stories of love in London, leading up to a big climax on Christmas Eve.
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action (K5)
(07:45, 09:30, 11:15, 13:00, 14:45, 16:30, 18:15)
Starring Steve Martin, Brendan Fraser, Timothy Dalton, Jenna Elfman and Heather Locklear.
Warner Bros. contract players Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feudin' ways again. Tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs, Daffy has decided to leave the Studio for good. He is aided by Warner Bros.' humour impaired Vice President of Comedy, Kate Houghton, who releases him from his contract and instructs WB security guard/aspiring stuntman DJ Drake to capture and "escort" Daffy off the studio lot. (In other words, he's fired and tossed out on his tail feathers.) Suddenly a sidekick without a hero, the duck decides to ally himself with DJ, whether he likes it or not.
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The Order (K3)
(09:00, 16:00, 17:45, 19:30, 21:15, 23:00, 00:45)
Starring Mark Addy, Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Jon Laurimore.
Alex Bernier (Heath Ledger) is a member of an arcane order of priests who is sent to Rome to investigate the mysterious death of the head of this order. The body may be of a Sin Eater, a renegade who offers absolution, last rites and therefore a path to heaven outside the jurisdiction of the church. Alex enlists the aid of his old comrade Father Thomas and of a troubled artist (Shannyn Sossamon) upon whom he once performed an exorcism. He soon finds himself plunged directly into the face of unimaginable evil, murder, and ultimately, a fate worse than death. The Order will find you!
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Pirates of the Caribbean (K8)
(02:00, 04:30)
Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush and Keira Knightley.
Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Knightley) of a governor (Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death, with the light of the moon revealing their skeletons, like some kind of undead monsters.
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Seabiscuit (K2)
(09:30, 12:00, 14:30, 17:00, 19:30, 22:00)
Starring George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton and Geoffrey Rush.
Two of Hollywood's most dazzling stars, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones, light up the screen in this hilarious romantic comedy about men, women and everything that can go wrong between them. Sparks fly when brilliant divorce attorney Miles Massey (Clooney) meets his match in the beautiful but ruthless Marilyn Rexroth (Zeta-Jones). From Academy Award winning directors Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou?), Intolerable Cruelty also stars multi-talented Bill Bob Thornton and hilarious Cedric the Entertainer.
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Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (K7)
(10:15, 11:45, 13:15, 14:45)
Voices by Dennis Haysbert, Joseph Fiennes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Catherine ZetaJones and Brad Pitt.
This movie follows one of the many adventures of the famous Arabian sailor, Sinbad (Pitt) (which isn't one of the seven great voyages documented elsewhere). The adventure starts when Eris (Pfeiffer), the goddess of Chaos, steals the "Book of Peace", and frames Sinbad for the crime. Setting out to prove his innocence (and save the life of his best friend, Proteus the Shapeshifter, voiced by Fiennes). Sinbad travels to the realm that Eris resides in, where he is challenged by terrifying monsters which include a giant scorpion, a giant serpent and the Roc, a 40-foot-tall bird made of ice and snow. Even if Sinbad can defeat all of these monsters, he also has to deal with the effects of Eris' golden "Apple of Discord", which has the ability to turn friends into enemies when thrown in their midst. Zeta-Jones voices Marina, Proteus' girlfriend, who stows away on Sinbad's ship to make sure that he fulfills his mission.
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Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision (K4) (NEW)
(09:00, 10:30, 17:15, 18:45, 20:15, 21:45, 23:15)
Starring Jason Scott Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Kenneth Choi and Mary Page Keller.
Jason Scott Lee takes up where Jean-Claude Van Damme left off in this high-powered sequel of action-packed, time travel adventure that takes thrill seekers on a wild ride though time - from Hitler's Germany, to the Wild West and beyond.
Regards Satdude.
''enjoy''
Satellite: Thor 2 Position: 1 west
Frequency: 11421H (K1-K8)
November 12 to November 19
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American Pie: The Wedding (K4)
(12:00, 13:45, 15:30)
Starring Sean William Scott, Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan.
The third film in the comedy hi-jinks American Pie series deals with the wedding of Jim and Michelle and the gathering of their families and friends, including Jim's old friends from high school and Michelle's little sister.
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Biker Boyz (K5)
(23:30, 01:30, 03:30)
Starring Laurence Fishburne, Derek Luke and Lisa Bonet.
Biker Boyz is an action-packed contemporary Western on wheels with desperados who live every day on the edge. Lawyers and city workers by day, they take to the streets in their leathers to race by night. In the world of underground motorcycle clubs, the undefeated racer known as Smoke (Fishburne) is the undisputed "King of Cali". But Smoke's dominance of the set is about to be threatened by a young motorcycle racing prodigy called Kid (Luke), who is determined to win Smoke's helmet and earn the coveted title.
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Head Of State (K3)
(10:45, 12:30, 14:15)
Starring Chris Rock, Bernie Mac and Dylan Baker.
When a presidential candidate is needed just a few weeks before the election, Washington picks Mays Gilliam, a powerless politician they plan to use as their puppet, certain he will lose. But Mays won't go out like that! If he's going to run, he's going to have fun.
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Intolerable Cruelty (K6)
(08:00, 09:45, 11:30, 13:15, 15:00, 16:45, 18:30)
Starring George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton and Geoffrey Rush.
Two of Hollywood's most dazzling stars, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones, light up the screen in this hilarious romantic comedy about men, women and everything that can go wrong between them. Sparks fly when brilliant divorce attorney Miles Massey (Clooney) meets his match in the beautiful but ruthless Marilyn Rexroth (Zeta-Jones). From Academy Award winning directors Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou?), Intolerable Cruelty also stars multi-talented Bill Bob Thornton and hilarious Cedric the Entertainer.
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Jeepers Creepers 2 (K2)
(00:30, 02:15, 04:00)
Starring Justin Long, Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck, Nicki Lynn Aycox and Billy Aaron Brown.
As its 23 horrifying days of flesh-eating come to an end, an ancient creature known as the Creeper embarks on a final voracious feeding frenzy, terrorizing a group of varsity basketball players, cheerleaders and coaches stranded on a remote highway after their bus breaks down. Fighting their own fears and prejudices while trapped aboard the isolated bus, the terrified group of young athletes are forced to come together and do battle against the winged creature hell-bent on completing its grizzly ritual of feasting on humans.
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Kill Bill - Vol. 1 (K7)
(08:15, 16:15, 18:15, 20:15, 22:15, 00:15, 02:15)
Starring Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica Fox, David Carradine and Darryl Hannah.
The acclaimed fourth film from groundbreaking writer and director Quentin Tarantino. Kill Bill Volume 1 stars Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu and Vivica A. Fox in an astonishing, action-packed thriller about brutal betrayal and an epic vendetta. Four years after taking a bullet in the head at her own wedding, The Bride (Uma Thurman) emerges from a coma and decides it's time for payback ... with a vengeance! Having been gunned down by her former boss (David Carradine) and his deadly squad of international assassins, it's a kill-or-be-killed fight she didn't start but is determined to finish. Loaded with explosive action and outrageous humor, it's a must-see motion picture event that had critics everywhere raving.
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (K6)
(23:45, 01:45, 03:45)
Starring Sean Connery, Peta Wilson, Stuart Townsend and Jason Flemyng.
They are a hunter, a scientist, a vampire, an invisible man, an immortal, a spy, a beast ... When a masked madman known as "The Fantom" threatens to launch global Armageddon, legendary adventurer Allan Quatermain (Sean Connery) commands a legion of superheroes, the likes of which mankind has never seen. Now, despite fighting their own personal demons - and each other - they must join forces to save the world.
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Love Actually (K8) (NEW)
(08:30, 11:00, 13:30, 16:00, 18:30, 21:00, 23:30)
Starring Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Bill Nighy, Billy Bob Thornton and Keira Knightley.
From the makers of Bridget Jones's Diary and Notting Hill, this ensemble comedy tells ten separate but intertwining stories of love in London, leading up to a big climax on Christmas Eve.
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Looney Tunes: Back in Action (K5)
(07:45, 09:30, 11:15, 13:00, 14:45, 16:30, 18:15)
Starring Steve Martin, Brendan Fraser, Timothy Dalton, Jenna Elfman and Heather Locklear.
Warner Bros. contract players Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are up to their feudin' ways again. Tired of playing second fiddle to Bugs, Daffy has decided to leave the Studio for good. He is aided by Warner Bros.' humour impaired Vice President of Comedy, Kate Houghton, who releases him from his contract and instructs WB security guard/aspiring stuntman DJ Drake to capture and "escort" Daffy off the studio lot. (In other words, he's fired and tossed out on his tail feathers.) Suddenly a sidekick without a hero, the duck decides to ally himself with DJ, whether he likes it or not.
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The Order (K3)
(09:00, 16:00, 17:45, 19:30, 21:15, 23:00, 00:45)
Starring Mark Addy, Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Jon Laurimore.
Alex Bernier (Heath Ledger) is a member of an arcane order of priests who is sent to Rome to investigate the mysterious death of the head of this order. The body may be of a Sin Eater, a renegade who offers absolution, last rites and therefore a path to heaven outside the jurisdiction of the church. Alex enlists the aid of his old comrade Father Thomas and of a troubled artist (Shannyn Sossamon) upon whom he once performed an exorcism. He soon finds himself plunged directly into the face of unimaginable evil, murder, and ultimately, a fate worse than death. The Order will find you!
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Pirates of the Caribbean (K8)
(02:00, 04:30)
Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush and Keira Knightley.
Set in the Caribbean Sea in the 17th century, this is the story of a gentleman rogue of a pirate, Jack Sparrow (Depp), who teams up with the daughter (Knightley) of a governor (Pryce) to stop the evil plan of a ship of dangerous pirates (led by Rush) who are trying to reverse an ancient curse that leaves them stuck between life and death, with the light of the moon revealing their skeletons, like some kind of undead monsters.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Seabiscuit (K2)
(09:30, 12:00, 14:30, 17:00, 19:30, 22:00)
Starring George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton and Geoffrey Rush.
Two of Hollywood's most dazzling stars, George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones, light up the screen in this hilarious romantic comedy about men, women and everything that can go wrong between them. Sparks fly when brilliant divorce attorney Miles Massey (Clooney) meets his match in the beautiful but ruthless Marilyn Rexroth (Zeta-Jones). From Academy Award winning directors Joel Coen and Ethan Coen (Fargo, O Brother Where Art Thou?), Intolerable Cruelty also stars multi-talented Bill Bob Thornton and hilarious Cedric the Entertainer.
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Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (K7)
(10:15, 11:45, 13:15, 14:45)
Voices by Dennis Haysbert, Joseph Fiennes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Catherine ZetaJones and Brad Pitt.
This movie follows one of the many adventures of the famous Arabian sailor, Sinbad (Pitt) (which isn't one of the seven great voyages documented elsewhere). The adventure starts when Eris (Pfeiffer), the goddess of Chaos, steals the "Book of Peace", and frames Sinbad for the crime. Setting out to prove his innocence (and save the life of his best friend, Proteus the Shapeshifter, voiced by Fiennes). Sinbad travels to the realm that Eris resides in, where he is challenged by terrifying monsters which include a giant scorpion, a giant serpent and the Roc, a 40-foot-tall bird made of ice and snow. Even if Sinbad can defeat all of these monsters, he also has to deal with the effects of Eris' golden "Apple of Discord", which has the ability to turn friends into enemies when thrown in their midst. Zeta-Jones voices Marina, Proteus' girlfriend, who stows away on Sinbad's ship to make sure that he fulfills his mission.
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Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision (K4) (NEW)
(09:00, 10:30, 17:15, 18:45, 20:15, 21:45, 23:15)
Starring Jason Scott Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Kenneth Choi and Mary Page Keller.
Jason Scott Lee takes up where Jean-Claude Van Damme left off in this high-powered sequel of action-packed, time travel adventure that takes thrill seekers on a wild ride though time - from Hitler's Germany, to the Wild West and beyond.
Regards Satdude.