Finally I Understand Globalization ...

[Topper]

Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand and to which
I can relate...


Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
An Egyptian boyfriend
Crashes in a French Tunnel,
Driven by a Belgian
Who was drunk
On Scottish whisky,
in a German car
With a Dutch engine,
Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
On Japanese motorcycles;
Treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.


And you're probably reading this on your computer,
Using Bill Gates's technology,
That uses Taiwanese Chips,
and a Korean monitor,
Assembled by Bangladeshi workers
In a Singapore plant,
Transported by Indian Lorry-drivers,
Hijacked by Indonesians,
Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
And trucked to you by Mexican illegals...

That, my friends, is Globalization

 

[dig deep]

OK, I understand it (now)

 

[Yorks]

Sorry, don't think I'm with it. So should the local police be allowed to drive global cars?

Can you be given a local anaesthetic to remove a foreign body - or does that make it a global anaesthetic?

 

[tsts]

...this one typed by a Russian (Topper's location = siberia)

 

[Topper]

Can you be given a local anaesthetic to remove a foreign body - or does that make it a global anaesthetic?

The answer to that surely has to be don't let the foreign body enter yours in the first place.

 

[Yorks]

The answer to that surely has to be don't let the foreign body enter yours in the first place.

That's a good point. My question was purely hypothetical - you understand. I have never knowingly had a foreign body in me.

 

[rolfw]

LOL, very good.

 

[dig deep]

That's a good point. My question was purely hypothetical - you understand. I have never knowingly had a foreign body in me.

Hmm (or Erm) We all can understand that, seeing Your avatar