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<blockquote data-quote="jeallen01" data-source="post: 1071870" data-attributes="member: 176704"><p><strong>J</strong>ack, aged 92, and Jill, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop. Jack suggests they go in.</p><p></p><p>Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"</p><p>The pharmacist answers, "Yes."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Of course we do."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "All kinds"</p><p></p><p>Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Definitely."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "How about suppositories?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Yes"</p><p></p><p>Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "We do..."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."</p><p></p><p>Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"</p><p>Pharmacist: "Yes."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeallen01, post: 1071870, member: 176704"] [B]J[/B]ack, aged 92, and Jill, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop. Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds" Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "Yes" Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We do..." Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "Yes." Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..." [/QUOTE]
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