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Hillary Clintons' driver
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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 354365" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 354365, member: 176203"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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