Log in
Register
Menu
Log in
Register
Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
How chav are you?
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="BGonaSTICK" data-source="post: 238344" data-attributes="member: 176912"><p>Errr, well I <strong>did</strong> live in Croydon for 26 years... and I <strong>am</strong> guilty of breakdancing in the middle of Beckenham's main roundabout <strong>and</strong> owning a jacked-up Escort 1300 with K&N air filter <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite14" alt=":-doh" title="DOH! :-doh" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-doh" />! </p><p></p><p>I've also jumped over an oncoming police car on an enduro bike (without permission...<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />) and thought I looked cool in my Pierre Cardin tops and Nike shell suits O-no </p><p></p><p>No, WAIT! The shell suits WERE cool. I'm blo-Oo-Ody sure they were...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Potential chav</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange">You are 49 % chav</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Sienna">Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BGonaSTICK, post: 238344, member: 176912"] Errr, well I [B]did[/B] live in Croydon for 26 years... and I [B]am[/B] guilty of breakdancing in the middle of Beckenham's main roundabout [B]and[/B] owning a jacked-up Escort 1300 with K&N air filter :-DOH! I've also jumped over an oncoming police car on an enduro bike (without permission...:D) and thought I looked cool in my Pierre Cardin tops and Nike shell suits O-no No, WAIT! The shell suits WERE cool. I'm blo-Oo-Ody sure they were... [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed]Potential chav[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=6][B][COLOR=DarkOrange]You are 49 % chav[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=Sienna]Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
How chav are you?
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn more…
Top