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If only i had the chutzpah!
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<blockquote data-quote="jeallen01" data-source="post: 1072012" data-attributes="member: 176704"><p>A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring..</p><p></p><p>The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial.</p><p></p><p>At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000' the jeweller said. "It's the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah."</p><p></p><p>The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, 'We'll take it.'</p><p></p><p>The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'</p><p></p><p>On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir ...There's no money in that account!'</p><p></p><p>'''I know,' said the old man... 'But let me tell you about my weekend.'"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jeallen01, post: 1072012, member: 176704"] A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special. Price is immaterial. At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000' the jeweller said. "It's the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah." The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old man said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir ...There's no money in that account!' '''I know,' said the old man... 'But let me tell you about my weekend.'" [/QUOTE]
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