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<blockquote data-quote="T_G" data-source="post: 436413" data-attributes="member: 175083"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">London Lawyer says, "What for?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">that's the law. License and registration, please!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">The London lawyer exits his vehicle.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'">the Lawyer with it and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="T_G, post: 436413, member: 175083"] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a London lawyer,[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']from London, and is certain that he has a better education than any[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']paddy cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!![/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']London Lawyer says, "What for?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']that's the law. License and registration, please!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']"slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']The London lawyer exits his vehicle.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Trebuchet MS']the Lawyer with it and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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