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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 438188" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain (phyto-estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1) argued over nothing.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3) Gained weight.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4) Talked excessively without making sense.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5) Became overly emotional.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6) Couldn't drive.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7) Failed to think rationally</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8) Had to sit down while urinating.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">No further testing was considered necessary.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Contact all the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 438188, member: 186250"] [LEFT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain (phyto-estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.[B][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) argued over nothing. 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Contact all the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! [/SIZE][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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