It's man thing...

[gameboy]

Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they
collide.

The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like"?

The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
blue eyes, big breasts and is wearing mini skirt and a sheer tank top.

What does your wife look like"?

The first guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

 

[DSM]

Very interesting.


fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.



ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

 

[Analoguesat]

I can read that no problem - its about the same standard of writing that the average teenager comes out with these days. (I work in a secondary school for my sins....)

 

[T_G]

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

So I am number 56?! Wow, I never knew I had special talents

 

[martz]

I can read that no problem - its about the same standard of writing that the average teenager comes out with these days. (I work in a secondary school for my sins....)

i have very good spelling thank you very much and i'm only 16

 

[rolfw]

Then you are not the average teenager martz.;)

 

[spiney]

Nvr mnd txtng, "speedwitng" is stll gong strng ........

see: http://www.speedwriting.co.uk/sample.htm