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It's tough getting old
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 1028872" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realised she was going commando (no underwear).</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">"Yes, I'm sorry," he replied.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I'll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"I can also make it wink," she replied.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">Stunned, he asked, "You're kiddin' me, you mean you can really make it whistle, too?"</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">It's tough getting old .....</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 1028872, member: 186250"] [SIZE=5]An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realised she was going commando (no underwear). She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?" "Yes, I'm sorry," he replied. "It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss." The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do. "I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him. "Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he asked, "You're kiddin' me, you mean you can really make it whistle, too?" It's tough getting old .....[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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