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<blockquote data-quote="OneAce" data-source="post: 104285" data-attributes="member: 188470"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"I would have gotten out today."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="OneAce, post: 104285, member: 188470"] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?".[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [size=3][font=Times New Roman]He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......[/font][/size] [size=3][/size] [font=Times New Roman]"I would have gotten out today."[/font] [/QUOTE]
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