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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 818029" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">A guy goes to out to apply for a job.</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"OK, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."</span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The guy is totally puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well this is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's not much point in you coming in at 8.00am for that is there."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 818029, member: 186250"] [indent=1] [size=5][font=garamond][font=Tahoma]A guy goes to out to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is totally puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well this is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. There's not much point in you coming in at 8.00am for that is there."[/font][/font][/size][/indent] [/QUOTE]
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