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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 32608" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel, and as a </p><p>result, its language is a touch zesty." "Oh, I don't mind that," said the woman, making her mind up. " I'm broad-minded, and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F*ck me, a new brothel and a new madam." "I'm not a madam, and this isn't a brothel," says the woman, indignantly. A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new ladies of the night," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. </p><p>"Mom, tell your parrot to shut up! We're not ladies of the night," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well f*ck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 32608, member: 176460"] A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel, and as a result, its language is a touch zesty." "Oh, I don't mind that," said the woman, making her mind up. " I'm broad-minded, and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot." So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "F*ck me, a new brothel and a new madam." "I'm not a madam, and this isn't a brothel," says the woman, indignantly. A little later, the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new ladies of the night," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mom, tell your parrot to shut up! We're not ladies of the night," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well f*ck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?" [/QUOTE]
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