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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 36936" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>sorry about the joke posted yesterday, no offence was intended. rob43</p><p></p><p>NIGHTMARE #1 </p><p></p><p>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, </p><p>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. </p><p>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There </p><p>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened </p><p>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting </p><p>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the </p><p>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. </p><p>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend </p><p>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his </p><p>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, </p><p>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." </p><p></p><p></p><p>NIGHTMARE #2 </p><p></p><p>The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to </p><p>think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and </p><p>found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I </p><p>do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down </p><p>on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. </p><p>After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. </p><p>Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his </p><p>teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife </p><p>there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in </p><p>here?!?" "shhhh!" She said, pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 36936, member: 176460"] sorry about the joke posted yesterday, no offence was intended. rob43 NIGHTMARE #1 After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." NIGHTMARE #2 The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" "shhhh!" She said, pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother" [/QUOTE]
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