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<blockquote data-quote="jimbo" data-source="post: 37065" data-attributes="member: 175309"><p>A husband was just about to go into the shower as his wife stepped out. At that moment their doorbell rang. They argued for a minute as to who was going to answer it. In the end the wife wrapped her towel around her and went to the door. It was the guy who lived next door and he asked if her husband was in. "He's in the shower", she said. "Oh ok", says the guy...."hey listen, I'll give you £800 if you drop your towel". She thinks about it and then lets it glide to the floor. "Very nice", says the neighbour and hands her the £800. She shuts the door and goes back to the bathroom. Her husband calls out from the shower, "who was it darling." "Oh only John next door and I told him you were in the shower". "Ok fine", says the husband. "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jimbo, post: 37065, member: 175309"] A husband was just about to go into the shower as his wife stepped out. At that moment their doorbell rang. They argued for a minute as to who was going to answer it. In the end the wife wrapped her towel around her and went to the door. It was the guy who lived next door and he asked if her husband was in. "He's in the shower", she said. "Oh ok", says the guy...."hey listen, I'll give you £800 if you drop your towel". She thinks about it and then lets it glide to the floor. "Very nice", says the neighbour and hands her the £800. She shuts the door and goes back to the bathroom. Her husband calls out from the shower, "who was it darling." "Oh only John next door and I told him you were in the shower". "Ok fine", says the husband. "Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me". [/QUOTE]
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