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<blockquote data-quote="wendyanne" data-source="post: 37567" data-attributes="member: 178202"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted her so bad. In fact, he had nevereven seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I can't stand it anymore, " she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">At 60 off came the pants. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he everhad before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veeredoff the road over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. Hisgirlfriend was thrown clear but he was trapped. She tried to pull him freebut alas he was stuck.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Go to the road and get help, " he said. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I don't have anything to cover myself with! " she replied. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">hear her story.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"My boyfriend! My boyfriend! " she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick Out Tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wendyanne, post: 37567, member: 178202"] [size=2]A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted her so bad. In fact, he had nevereven seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore, " she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing." He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he everhad before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veeredoff the road over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree. Hisgirlfriend was thrown clear but he was trapped. She tried to pull him freebut alas he was stuck. "Go to the road and get help, " he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with! " she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. "My boyfriend! My boyfriend! " she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out! "The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!:P [/size] [/QUOTE]
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