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<blockquote data-quote="rob43" data-source="post: 46831" data-attributes="member: 176460"><p>Two mates, fred & john, go fishing every morning, and have done for the past twenty years. One morning fred doesn´t turn up. John just can´t believe it, and next day when fred turns up as usual, john asked the reason for his absence the previous morning. “I got married” came the reply. “wow! She must be a real cracker for you to miss a days fishing.” “no not really, she´s as ugly as hell, and makes me vomit!”</p><p>“she must be stinking rich then” says john. No she´s not mate, in fact I had to pay off her debts.”</p><p>“well what the hell is it about her that makes her worth missing a days fishing?”</p><p>“shes got worms!!!!”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rob43, post: 46831, member: 176460"] Two mates, fred & john, go fishing every morning, and have done for the past twenty years. One morning fred doesn´t turn up. John just can´t believe it, and next day when fred turns up as usual, john asked the reason for his absence the previous morning. “I got married” came the reply. “wow! She must be a real cracker for you to miss a days fishing.” “no not really, she´s as ugly as hell, and makes me vomit!” “she must be stinking rich then” says john. No she´s not mate, in fact I had to pay off her debts.” “well what the hell is it about her that makes her worth missing a days fishing?” “shes got worms!!!!” [/QUOTE]
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