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<blockquote data-quote="GUNERDOO" data-source="post: 510762" data-attributes="member: 284684"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Conversation in heaven</span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1st Woman: I froze to death.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2nd Woman: How awful!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1st Woman: So what happened?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GUNERDOO, post: 510762, member: 284684"] [FONT=Arial]Conversation in heaven[/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma]1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie. 2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st Woman: I froze to death. 2nd Woman: How awful! 1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV. 1st Woman: So what happened? 2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] :cool:[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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