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<blockquote data-quote="pgh13" data-source="post: 821427" data-attributes="member: 191774"><p>This was in Comments on 'Is s_x too demanding?' from the Telegraph but made me smile..</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A dinner conversation that went wrong....</span></span></span><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "Of course I do."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">WIFE: - - - silence - - -</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #262626"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">HUSBAND: "Shit."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pgh13, post: 821427, member: 191774"] This was in Comments on 'Is s_x too demanding?' from the Telegraph but made me smile.. [color=#262626][font=arial][size=3] A dinner conversation that went wrong....[/size][/font][/color][color=#262626][font=arial][size=3] WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "Shit."[/size][/font][/color] [/QUOTE]
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