Log in
Register
Menu
Log in
Register
Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Keeping things in perspective...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 845686" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[SIZE=13.5pt]There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved playing golf.</span>[/SIZE]</strong></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[SIZE=13.5pt]One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.</span>[/SIZE]</strong></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[SIZE=13.5pt]He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all !</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm and can still do things. </span>[/SIZE]</strong></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><div></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[SIZE=13.5pt]There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.</span>[/SIZE]</strong></p><p></p><p></div></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">[SIZE=13.5pt]The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000000">He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" He said, "I'm NOT happy! My balls itch."</span>[/SIZE]</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 845686, member: 176641"] [B][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=13.5pt]There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved playing golf.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] <div> [B][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=13.5pt]One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] </div> <div> </div> <div> [B][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=13.5pt]He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all ! He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm and can still do things. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] </div> <div> [B][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=13.5pt]There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] </div> [B][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=13.5pt]The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?" He said, "I'm NOT happy! My balls itch."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
General Topics
Members Lounge
Wavey's Jokes Corner (May contain nuts)
Keeping things in perspective...
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn more…
Top