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<blockquote data-quote="sophia" data-source="post: 368683" data-attributes="member: 234326"><p>Some funny answers ... <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.</p><p></p><p>MARIA: Here it is.</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?</p><p></p><p>CLASS: Maria. </p><p>____________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</p><p></p><p>JOHN You told me to do it without using tables. </p><p>__________________________________________</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"</p><p></p><p>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: No, that's wrong</p><p></p><p>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.</p><p>____________________________________________</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?</p><p></p><p>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: What are you talking about?</p><p></p><p>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.</p><p></p><p>__________________________________</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.</p><p></p><p>WINNIE: Me!</p><p></p><p>__________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</p><p></p><p>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.</p><p>_______________________________________</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."</p><p></p><p>MILLIE: I is...</p><p></p><p>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."</p><p></p><p>MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." </p><p></p><p>_________________________________ </p><p></p><p>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?</p><p></p><p>LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. </p><p></p><p>______________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?</p><p></p><p>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.</p><p></p><p>______________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? </p><p></p><p>CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.</p><p></p><p>___________________________________</p><p>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?</p><p></p><p>HAROLD: A teacher</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sophia, post: 368683, member: 234326"] Some funny answers ... :D TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher [/QUOTE]
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