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<blockquote data-quote="hoggy" data-source="post: 659412" data-attributes="member: 184419"><p>It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her </p><p>grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because </p><p>there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. </p><p></p><p>The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and </p><p>correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". </p><p></p><p>The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before </p><p>Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher </p><p>said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered </p><p>first. </p><p></p><p>The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first. </p><p></p><p>The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for </p><p>you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first. </p><p></p><p>Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these b**ches would keep their mouths shut". </p><p></p><p>The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" </p><p></p><p>Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hoggy, post: 659412, member: 184419"] It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question". The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these b**ches would keep their mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?" [/QUOTE]
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