Liverpool's New Signing...

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The manager of Liverpool FC sends scouts out round the World looking for a new striker to hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So the manager flies to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only twenty minutes left, and Liverpool's manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on. The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in twenty minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for twenty minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me." "Great," says his Mum, "now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time." The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry". "Sorry?!?" says his Mum. "It's your f*cking fault that we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
 
First class m8 nice 1

deep joy dave:-rofl2 :-rofl2
 
High Five!
 
To compare the problems in Iraq with the so called problems of Liverpool is way off the mark! Now if you said Mosside or Inner London, no problem!
 
What's the difference between the Ipswich team coach and a hedgehog?
The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.
 
What do Ipswich fans and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human.
 
A Ipswich fan was shopping in the local supermarket. He picked up a tin of soup for one, a small pizza and one pint of milk. He went to the check out to pay and the cashier. The girl on till asked "Are you single?"

"Yes, did you guess from the food?"

"No" She replied, "Your ****ing ugly"
 
How do we know Jesus didn't come from Ipswich?
Because in Ipswich you cant find three wise men and a Virgin.
 
:-Nooo dont fight its only a joke:-rofl2
 
sorry that should have been (calm down calm down eh eh eh)
 
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