Magnetically attract women??? Hmm....

[2cvbloke]

Just randomly searched eBay and came accros this (330032799802) and it got me thinking, if they say "Magnetically attract" do they actually mean that you need to build an electromagnet, go to some woman-filled bar/pub/street corner, turn on the magnet and hey presto, women all over you?

ANyone feel like having a go at this? Saturlight maybe???

 

[Lancelot]

For reasons which some here will know, if that were the case then i'd be fighting them off within a 10mile radius with the proverbial stick.


I think it's a pamphlet of some description mate.

Just randomly searched

L.

 

[Analoguesat]

I'll save you the £2.49

Learn the one golden rule which will get you laid by the women of your dreams!

4 double vodkas normally works well ;)

 

[Saturlight]

Women love men who tell them the truth, are funny, and don't leave the toilet seat up.

Oh, and leaving your nail cuttings on the bathroom floor is a no-no.

If you have those qualities you could be the Hunchback of Notre Dame and still score with Miss World.

 

[Lancelot]

Yeah right, you've of course answered a woman who asks you if you think she's putting on weight with complete honesty then chap.



L.

 

[Saturlight]

Yeah, if she says, do I look fat in this say: "Babe, you look like a rhino trying to fit into a size 8 dress. And you're ugly with it!"

Hmm, somehow, I think the pots and pans will be throwing about.

 

[spiney]

Hmmm ........

NOT to be taken TOO seriously, but look at:

http://www.pickupguide.com/layguide/ .

(I was looking for the funny spoof version ........ can't find one!).

And here's the girls' viewpoints:

http://beccary.com/blog/2006/03/27/how-not-to-pick-up-girls/ .

What NOT to say: http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html .

PS, how's about a motorised toilet seat, then?

 

[Saturlight]

And never tell a woman on a first date you watch dirty mature content on s_x view. I did.

Big mistake...


...she suggested I then hold the camera as she acted in one!