Man, 95, arrested

[Topper]

:-omg Man, 95, arrested for kerb-crawling Wednesday September 20, 02:32 PM Source The Press Association

A 95-year-old man has been arrested during a crackdown on kerb-crawlers at a popular seaside resort.
The pensioner was detained by officers after he was seen to pick up a prostitute in Bournemouth, Dorset, but he was let off with a reprimand because of his age.
Inspector Mark Kelly said: "He had been driving around, picked up a girl, took her somewhere nearby and officers intervened as they were getting down to sexual activity.
"They arrested him and brought him in but the custody sergeant
felt a reprimand would be most suitable rather than put him through the courts system.
"We felt with his age it was not in the public's interest to proceed any further."
During the six-month crackdown, police arrested 40 men in the town seen looking for s_x and of these, 35 will be attending a rehabilitation course.
A letter may also be sent to the licence holder of the vehicle which could mean their spouse or employer.
Since April, 26 ladies of the night have been arrested in the town and 35 'working women' have been cautioned - up almost nine-fold on the cautions handed out the previous year.
The number of arrests of men looking for ladies of the night has also risen by 500% compared to the previous year.
Good for you fella, and hats off to the Inspector :-worship

 

[dago]

that's bloody amazing! did anyone find out what he was on?
couse I could do with some.

regards.

 

[rolfw]

LOL, probably his only option, he isn't going to have much luck down at the local singles bar.

 

[T_G]

that's bloody amazing! did anyone find out what he was on?
couse I could do with some.

regards.

Double dose of Viagra most likely

 

[Channel Hopper]

I think it's a great when old people discover a new hobby in their retiring years.

 

[Saturlight]

I know this may seem controverial but I'm all for legalised prosititution as long as it's medically supervised with daily checks.

I know some guys who pay up to £140 for an hour with a chick, as an escort, and that's when you know how short an hour really is!

 

[Sir Bronking]

95 :-omg
:-worship if I can kerb crawl at 95 and remember why, let alone do it.. i'll glady pay the fine and show the lads at the working mens club the receipt

good on yer m8
Illegitimi Non Carborundum (hope rolf goes easy on this) in the circumstances

 

[T_G]

95 :-omg
:-worship if I can kerb crawl at 95 and remember why, let alone do it.. i'll glady pay the fine and show the lads at the working mens club the receipt

good on yer m8
Illegitimi Non Carborundum (hope rolf goes easy on this) in the circumstances

If I can just crawl at 95 I would be happy, never mind the cerb

 

[Saturlight]

Why waste his pension, though. He should have been taught the art of the five knuckle shuffle! Unless, he's forgotten it at his age! ;)

 

[pgh13]

Hasn't forgotton how to drive!

 

[Saturlight]

Hasn't forgotton how to drive!

Good "point". And he had one, hopefully, on the night. Pity he couldn't use it.

 

[spiney]

But, can he still expect his telegram from The Queen?

 

[Saturlight]

No, coz they don't send telegrams anymore. The Queen sends a letter instead saying, "you made it to a 100, you old perv!"

Very Royal...

 

[pgh13]

No, coz they don't send telegrams anymore. The Queen sends a letter instead saying, "you made it to a 100, you old perv!"

Very Royal...

Followed by a letter from the govt to say why aren't you still working?

 

[Saturlight]

Followed by a letter from the govt to say why aren't you still working?

Yeah, but there IS one guy working at the age of 100, for a garage company, washing cars, making tea, generally doing everything no on else will.

He doesn't want paying, as for he says, "Why do I need money, critter!? I aim got mine own place to dwell, paid for, not by state funds, but by hard work - <SPITS>"

The old red neck. O-Ha

 

[4dbennett]

its called viagrage 90+ only available on prescription!