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- Nov 18, 2004
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- Blackburn, Lancashire
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<div>[SIZE=18pt]His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes and can't be bothered with cooking! What the flip did[/SIZE] [SIZE=18pt]you invite him round for?"
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<div>[SIZE=18pt]His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes and can't be bothered with cooking! What the flip did[/SIZE] [SIZE=18pt]you invite him round for?"
"’Cos he mentioned he's thinking of getting married."[/SIZE]
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