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Blackburn, Lancashire
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<div>[SIZE=18pt]A man invites his mate back home for dinner.[/SIZE]

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<div>[SIZE=18pt]His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes and can't be bothered with cooking! What the flip did[/SIZE] [SIZE=18pt]you invite him round for?"

"’Cos he mentioned he's thinking of getting married."[/SIZE]
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Hmmmm, daren't show that one to SWMBO.
 
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