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Millard

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I occasionally work for a British adult dvd mature content site which is mainly visited by Americans - in AMERICA. I get loads of free mature content dvds sent to me every month - most of them I am unable to watch because there are so many.
I am therefore wondering if there are any men or women in the Newcastle upon Tyne area who'd be willing to watch the dvds then write a review. I must have them back after you have watched, but you're free to copy them if you wish. they're all legal.
Just a thought. I am not sure what response I will get.
Cheers Millard. :)
 
Yes i'd be up for this. You'd have to poast them to me though cos im not near Newcastle. Would there be any financial incentive for the top notch reviews i'd be writing, though

ha ha ha
 
How does one write a review once one has gone blind ?
 
Just do what everyone else does.

Write the same review for every DVD, but change the name at the start. This might do.

Well this DVD has it all.... boy/girl,.. girl/girl,..boy/girlx2. with some indoor and outdoor action. A must have.
 
There's no payment to write the reviews. I mean, it'll only take a bloke with O Level English around 10 minutes - all we need is around 300 words.

I suppose you guys are right, mature content is all the same. I have 56 Red Light District DVDs stacked on top of my video cpubaord, all UNOPENED.

Stuff like Throat Gaggers 1,2,3,4,6,7,11.

In the Pink, Then In the Stink 1 and 2.

sometimes, I think I am in the wrong job. LOL.

Millard. O-Ha
 
Doesnt the company who sends you the free dvd's get upset when you fail to write the reviews?

Sounds to me like you're in the right job

ha ha ha
 
war head said:
Doesnt the company who sends you the free dvd's get upset when you fail to write the reviews?


Or send back their merchandise
 
Yes, 56 original Red Light district DVD's = over £1000 worth of mature content

That's a significant percentage of the total number of films ever made by that particular production company

Best write those reviews soon eh

Do let us know what site we can read them on

ha ha ha
 
R U gonna send me a load then?

Dont need the boxes, save on postage

I will return them asap and email or print out the reviews for you

Trust me, i am a man of my word

I can assure you i wouldnt stoop so low as to steal your mature content

And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

ha ha ha
 
war head said:
R U gonna send me a load then?

Dont need the boxes, save on postage

I will return them asap and email or print out the reviews for you

Trust me, i am a man of my word

I can assure you i wouldnt stoop so low as to steal your mature content

And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

ha ha ha


Where do you live then? Not Russia? :D Ha, we actually had a bloke arrive on our site from Japan... :D

Regards, the dvds, I won't send you a huge batch, but I may consider sending you one, just to see if I can trust ya. No offence, but these dvds are worth something like £22-30 EACH.

I'll get back to you.

Millard. :)
 
yes, good thinking, lets start with just one disc

i live in the middle of nowhere, in england's smallest county

i have got quite a few red light ones already, it would be nice to review a title i havent seen yet, whatever you need a review on most urgently i suppose really

ha ha ha
 
war head said:
R U gonna......? Dont need the boxes.... asap and .... i am a man of my word...... i wouldnt stoop so low......And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

I can quite see that you may not have attained the standard required of the GCE level for English Language, nor literature. There are probably a dozen errors, I can see ten straight off.



ha ha ha :cool:
 
I reckon you will have to stop watching em soon m8 to prevent straining wrist's!....and the other draw back is that you will end up with slanted eye's and start squinting at people (" aaahhh Grasshopper") :D
 
war head said:
its like beavis and butthead on here
Is that the first title Millard is sending you? :D
 
Confucious say - Man that get white end on stick after watching lady on TV, soon need white end on stick
 
surely you satellite mature content aficionados must also be suffering from similar repetitive strain injuries associated with the hobby

still waiting by my letterbox for the first lorry load of dvd's

ha ha ha
 
war head said:
still waiting by my letterbox for the first lorry load of dvd's

ha ha ha
Have you written your first review though? :rolleyes:
 
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