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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 364689" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Mrs. Ward, please."</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> "Speaking."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husbands."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 364689, member: 186250"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Ward, please."[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] "Speaking."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husbands."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma] "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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