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- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
Moishe an 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. His 80 year old friend Bernie was amazed at his stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, Bernie stops at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any rye bread.
She replied, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, Bernie stops at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any rye bread.
She replied, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."