Monkey Masturbation

Why would anyone want to watch a monkey spank the monkey ?
 
-75 diggs. Maybe CH should spank a few more monkeys. Jesus, its a joke/funny shit thread?
 
BarMoo said:
Jesus, its a joke/funny shit thread?
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You're not in advertising are you

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perphaps it shows that our relatives in the animal kingdom are less shy about showing their true feelings than mankind is
 
bronking said:
perphaps it shows that our relatives in the animal kingdom are less shy about showing their true feelings than mankind is
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Ah, the old ivy leaf issue.
 
After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!
 
Channel Hopper said:
You're not in advertising are you

More clicks if you suggested 'may contain nuts' or something similar.
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LOL, and just when I thought the word masturbation might have had something to do with it ....:-rofl2 :-rofl2
 
AlexBellisBrown said:
After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!
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as our youngest member(representative) you should be ashamed of your self
do your parents read these posts
 
AlexBellisBrown said:
After all the years i have spent looking for monkey mature content, i have finally found it!
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I am sure a quick internet search would get the perv police knocking on your door.
 
I am sure there is a banana between them. :-rofl2 :-rofl2

Jesus, what if monkey's actually do do that?

Makes me think that humans are just as basic; albeit, now we can do it with rubber and batteries too ;-)
 
UPDATE: having just watched that clip again on a loop - me gets the feeling its a viral - not a filmed event.

I thought it was funny because of the kids in the background and what they could have possibly been asking their parents. However, note the added 'thwack' sound as the supposed penis rhymically whacks the cage bars as 'it' swings [what am I saying?]

If anyone (Alex) actually knows what a monkey dick looks like - I am open to changing my mind; else I reckon its a viral (video post-produced) or a strap-on.

V.Odd?

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bronking said:
as our youngest member(representative) you should be ashamed of your self
do your parents read these posts
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Sorry, but my parents do not know of my perverse aversions towards primate mature content.:P :-rofl2
 
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