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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 429432" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>STEVE PENK BREAKFAST SHOW (VIRGIN RADIO) Steve Penk: What is the name of</p><p>the French-speaking Canadian state?</p><p>Contestant: America? Portugal? Canada? Mexico? Italy? Spain?</p><p></p><p></p><p>CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)</p><p>Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?</p><p>Caller: Japan.</p><p>Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear</p><p>that, I can let you try again.</p><p>Caller: Er . . . Mexico?</p><p></p><p></p><p>THE VAULT</p><p>Gabby Logan: What is the county town of Kent?</p><p>Contestant: Kentish Town?</p><p></p><p></p><p>DOG EAT DOG (BBC1)</p><p>Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?</p><p>Contestant: Enid Blyton</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>DAVE LEE TRAVIS SHOW (BREEZE FM)</p><p>DLT: In which European country are there people called Walloons?</p><p>Contestant: Wales.</p><p></p><p></p><p>PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)</p><p>Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?</p><p>Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.</p><p></p><p></p><p>NATIONAL LOTTERY</p><p>Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing . .. what?</p><p>Contestant: Basketball.</p><p></p><p></p><p>NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ</p><p>Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place?</p><p>Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor?</p><p></p><p></p><p>DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)</p><p>Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?</p><p>Contestant: Holland?</p><p>Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.</p><p>Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?</p><p>Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?</p><p>Contestant: No.</p><p></p><p></p><p>PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)</p><p>Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?</p><p>Contestant: Er . . .</p><p>Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .</p><p>Contestant: Blimey?</p><p></p><p>Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . ..</p><p>Contestant: (Silence)</p><p>Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .</p><p>Contestant: Walked?</p><p></p><p></p><p>NATIONAL LOTTERY</p><p>Dale Winton: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea:</p><p>a) Irish Sea, <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> English Channel, c) North Sea?</p><p>Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now,</p><p>Dale. It's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.</p><p></p><p>THE VAULT</p><p>Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the</p><p>sufferer can fall asleep at any time?</p><p>Contestant: Nostalgic.</p><p></p><p></p><p>LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRM<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /></p><p>Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?</p><p>Contestant: Jewish.</p><p>Presenter: That's close enough.</p><p></p><p></p><p>BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1</p><p>Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80</p><p>tonnes?</p><p>Contestant: Ummm .. .</p><p>Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'.</p><p>Contestant: Shark.</p><p></p><p>STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)</p><p>Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging</p><p>character clad only in a loincloth did he play?</p><p>Contestant: Jesus.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 429432, member: 186250"] STEVE PENK BREAKFAST SHOW (VIRGIN RADIO) Steve Penk: What is the name of the French-speaking Canadian state? Contestant: America? Portugal? Canada? Mexico? Italy? Spain? CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL) Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? Caller: Japan. Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again. Caller: Er . . . Mexico? THE VAULT Gabby Logan: What is the county town of Kent? Contestant: Kentish Town? DOG EAT DOG (BBC1) Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings? Contestant: Enid Blyton DAVE LEE TRAVIS SHOW (BREEZE FM) DLT: In which European country are there people called Walloons? Contestant: Wales. PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE) Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days. NATIONAL LOTTERY Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing . .. what? Contestant: Basketball. NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place? Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor? DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO) Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels? Contestant: Holland? Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? Contestant: No. PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR) Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er . . . Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . . Contestant: Blimey? Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .. Contestant: (Silence) Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . . Contestant: Walked? NATIONAL LOTTERY Dale Winton: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea: a) Irish Sea, B) English Channel, c) North Sea? Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. It's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea. THE VAULT Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time? Contestant: Nostalgic. LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB) Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes? Contestant: Jewish. Presenter: That's close enough. BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1 Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes? Contestant: Ummm .. . Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'. Contestant: Shark. STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2) Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play? Contestant: Jesus. [/QUOTE]
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