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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 384461" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Divorce : Future tense of marriage..</p><p></p><p>Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.</p><p></p><p>Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.</p><p></p><p>Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</p><p></p><p>Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</p><p></p><p>Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually</p><p>do.</p><p></p><p>Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide</p><p>that nothing can be done together.</p><p></p><p>Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.</p><p></p><p>Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when</p><p>dead.</p><p></p><p>Father : A banker provided by nature.</p><p></p><p>Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.</p><p></p><p>Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.</p><p></p><p>Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence</p><p>after.</p><p></p><p>Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 384461, member: 186250"] Divorce : Future tense of marriage.. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. [/QUOTE]
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