New Zoo Job

Zorba

Regular Member
Joined
Jun 13, 2003
Messages
2,201
Reaction score
7
Points
38
Age
63
My Satellite Setup
3m(28.2E),1.5m(19.2E.13E,10E),1m (4W ,7W)1m (?).diseqc 10,sky plus,VU+,telergy iptv.
Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm.
My Location
Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is
to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps
out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with
a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the
fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to
the second job of clearing out the chimpanzee house, he is attacked by the
chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade,
killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion
enclosure. He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the
South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked and stung by the
bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows
what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat
anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo and it wanders up to
another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"

The other lions say, "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps
with mushy bees." :-rofl2
 

Sir Bronking

Member
Joined
Nov 5, 2005
Messages
1,323
Reaction score
0
Points
0
Age
65
My Satellite Setup
medion
pentium4 3.2ghz
progdvb
skystar2 rev2.3
1mtr dish & jaeger 99G 36v motor, with a superjack DP-6600. dvb-t aswell,in the process of setting up
My Location
cheshire,algeria
:-beer brilliant:D
 

PaulR

Dazed and Confused Admin
Staff member
Joined
Jun 28, 2003
Messages
18,025
Reaction score
4,046
Points
113
My Satellite Setup
-----------See sig-----------
My Location
Wirral, NW UK and Vaucluse, France.
Nothing like a good shaggy dog story! Excellent.
 

BGonaSTICK

Retired Moderator
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
5,145
Reaction score
0
Points
36
Age
50
My Satellite Setup
Dreambox 7000, Skystar2
My Location
Brighton
Yeah, joke of the week award. ;)

But, you see what happens when you post off-topic?!?! LOL
 
Top