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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 157650" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: darkred">THE MOON </span></p><p><span style="color: darkred">Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........</span></p><p><span style="color: darkred">and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...</span></p><p><span style="color: darkred">Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooo, can you</span></p><p><span style="color: darkred">see Florida...?????" </span></p><p></p><p>CAR TROUBLE </p><p>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it</p><p>died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She</p><p>says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor" She</p><p>asks, "How often do I have to do that?" </p><p></p><p><span style="color: purple">SPEEDING TICKET </span></p><p><span style="color: purple">A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">today you expect me to show it to you!" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: dimgray">RIVER WALK </span></p><p><span style="color: dimgray">There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees</span></p><p><span style="color: dimgray">another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-ho! o!" she shouts, "How can I get</span></p><p><span style="color: dimgray">to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river</span></p><p><span style="color: dimgray">and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: blue">AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">! me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">touched </span></p><p><span style="color: blue">made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the</span></p><p><span style="color: blue">doctor said. "Your finger is broken." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">KNITTING </span></p><p><span style="color: green">A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.</span></p><p><span style="color: green">Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the</span></p><p><span style="color: green">wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights</span></p><p><span style="color: green">and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and</span></p><p><span style="color: green">yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: olive">BLONDE ON THE SUN </span></p><p><span style="color: olive">A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're</span></p><p><span style="color: olive">going at night!" </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: teal">THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! </span></p><p><span style="color: teal">A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,</span></p><p><span style="color: teal">and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one</span></p><p><span style="color: teal">was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard</span></p><p><span style="color: teal">of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the</span></p><p><span style="color: teal">blond. "They're watch dogs!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 157650, member: 186250"] [COLOR=darkred]THE MOON [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooo, can you[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred]see Florida...?????" [/COLOR] CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" [COLOR=purple]SPEEDING TICKET [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]today you expect me to show it to you!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=purple][/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]RIVER WALK [/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-ho! o!" she shouts, "How can I get[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river[/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray]and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." [/COLOR] [COLOR=dimgray][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]! me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed,[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]touched [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]doctor said. "Your finger is broken." [/COLOR] [COLOR=green]KNITTING [/COLOR] [COLOR=green]A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and[/COLOR] [COLOR=green]yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]BLONDE ON THE SUN [/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're[/COLOR] [COLOR=olive]going at night!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! [/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,[/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one[/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard[/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the[/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]blond. "They're watch dogs!" [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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