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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 148161" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>BEER, FISHING,s_x & GOLF... </p><p></p><p>A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. </p><p>The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" </p><p>"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. </p><p>"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. </p><p>"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." </p><p>"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. </p><p>"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" </p><p>"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. </p><p>"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. </p><p>"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." </p><p>The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." </p><p>The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and s_x." </p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/KBL007/Scrapbook/beerfishingsexandgolf.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 148161, member: 176641"] BEER, FISHING,s_x & GOLF... A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and s_x." [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/KBL007/Scrapbook/beerfishingsexandgolf.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE]
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