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<blockquote data-quote="simonskyman" data-source="post: 95287" data-attributes="member: 190429"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Object Lesson</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Come back and tell me what you learn from that." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> The boy pondered that for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer</span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="simonskyman, post: 95287, member: 190429"] [center][b][color=#000000][font=Times New Roman]Object Lesson[/font][/color][/b] [/center] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.[/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman]Come back and tell me what you learn from that." [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] The boy pondered that for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer[/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Times New Roman] [/font][/color] [/QUOTE]
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