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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 368441" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">Wal-Mart Greeter - Many of the older Wal-Mart greeters are very perceptive. Case in point:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins? </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">"The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000080">"No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice</span></span>.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> </span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 368441, member: 196054"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000080]Wal-Mart Greeter - Many of the older Wal-Mart greeters are very perceptive. Case in point: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins? "The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice[/COLOR][/FONT].:-rofl2 [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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