Oxymoron's !!!

M

Marts

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My Satellite Setup
90 cm dish + two LNB 13/19 E
90 cm dish + one LNB 30 W
Humax 5400 .. Oh and cable for Mrs Marts (smilie here)
My Location
Gozo - Malta
Have any favourites?

Genuine imitation
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Disposable products with a lifetime guarantee
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Free purchase
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rolfw

rolfw

Believe it when I see it Admin.
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My Satellite Setup
Technomate 5402 HD M2 Ci, DM7000s, Transparent 80cm Dish, Moteck SG2100 DiseqC motor, lots of legacy gear. Meters: Satlook Digital NIT, Promax HD Ranger+ spectrum analyser.
My Location
Berkshire
One of the finest Ive heard is "Military Intelligence". :)
 
BGonaSTICK

BGonaSTICK

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Dreambox 7000, Skystar2
My Location
Brighton
There's a massive list here :-

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

but that's cheating a bit.

My 'favourite' is when you see adverts like...

" We specialise in repairing Fords, and all other makes of car "

:-doh!
 
gameboy

gameboy

Ding Dang Doo
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www.gamezplay.org
My Satellite Setup
DreamBox 7000s - Nokia Freeview - Several GameBoys - DS Lite - ZX81 - SNES - N64 - Saturn - Dreamcast - PlayStation - PS2 - Gamecube - PSP - iPod - iPhone - XBox - PS3 - Wii - iPad - No Life!
My Location
Scotland
I like 'open seven days a week - except Sundays'

Is that one?
 
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